Note to the babysittter

No condiment is safe for her. No bread,

that I didn’t personally make, absolutely

no salad dressing, and no birthday cake.

 

Ill from a cola, shock from mac and cheese,

Scrambled eggs, no way. And for the love of God,

Please… don’t come anywhere near her with PB & J.

 

It will kill her.

 

By the way,

her sister eats only the above.

Never mind.

I’ll just stay home.

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