My bum is large and I lay the blame
not on myself but oil
virgin and olive (so it claim).
Once tasted, diet to foil.
Ninja creep stealth, the best dishes
slide up my thighs, tasty
cake and chicken or fried fishes
pastry kissed by oil pasty.
But my bum is large, it’s okay
cuz my jeans fit well and
my husband has been heard to say
an appreciative “Daaaaaammmmmnnn…”
And the lesson becomes so clear…
Crisco: if hubby likes big rears.
*inspired by Poet Sanctuary forums weekly challenge: Crisco*